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Drink:
-When a new group of charismatic megafauna is introduced.
--Twice if it's a bear emerging from hibernation with cubs.
-When something is referred to as "the most X in the world".
--Twice if the comparison is ridiculously specialized and/or impossible to measure ("the most social otters in the world")
-When, during a predator-prey chase, the predator is mentioned as being superior in one attribute while the prey is superior in another.
-For each shot of light refracting through mist or fog over a forest.
-For each time-lapse shot.
-When the appearance of a predator is marked by the Ominous Music of Ominousness.
-When you notice the music attempting to correspond to the part of the world being portrayed (pentatonic scales in China, salsa in the Amazon, etc.)
-Twice whenever David Attenborough pronounces "avalanche" with a nasalized French a.
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